Intro [J]

Ello all!

This is J....Yes the Vogue and Cosmo and patent leather pumps. Gotta love it.

So my roomie C and I decided this morning after a very interesting night last night, that we would start a joint blog to tell our many stories on the men in our lives. Because I don't know about you, but I couldn't make this mess up. So I figure I should share them with the blogging world.

As C said, we both have other blogs for the bitching and moaning of our everyday lives, this is strictly for the men. And yes, I was on a Man Fast. This shows you how well that works. When it rains, it pours.

I decided to fast after a bout with dysfunctional "relationships" and a handful of jerks to just focus on me and my life. Step in S, my main man. You'll probably be hearing many a story about our late night romps in bed, mmmm....Sex. Yes, you could say I'm the Samantha to our Sex and the City crew. S is the best friend of one of my best girlfriends, and she doesn't know about our little relationship we've got going on, which let me tell you, is quite difficult to keep on the low. But he is amazing, and I actually think I might have found something great in him. And he makes me happy. However the baggage and complications that come along with him, and with us being an "us" is obscene. He's totally worth it though.

Then enter Texter. The ex who slept with a cougar. Winner right there. He's now in my summer classes, doing his teaching pre-internship at my old high school, where my mother is his boss. Priceless. And next, there's Boom Boom, who likes to buy me wine and tequila and offer to fly me across the county for a dinner. And then there's one of Boom Boom's best friends iGuy (known as iPhone in C's post). Who was yes, her spooning buddy, who recently last night expressed his interest in me, by saying this and other things, I quote:

"You know, i <3 you as a friend but damn if you don't make yourself hard to resist."

Oh the insanity that is my life and the dysfunctional relationships in it.